New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I enjoy the company of your penis
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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