i barfeds in our rink
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I don't deserve a penis
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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