fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
its not stalking. its research.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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