Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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