Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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