i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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