Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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