She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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