Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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