we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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