I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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