i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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