Sry I called you an 8
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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