so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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