At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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