NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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