dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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