none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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