dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
50% drunk capacity currently
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
