Grow some girl-balls and come out already
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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