would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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