This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Randomize
