I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
And then my night got REAL pukey
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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