Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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