Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I cut my penus on the lid.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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