It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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