He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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