Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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