why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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