I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Randomize
