I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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