yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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