Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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