let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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