God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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