I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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