love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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