I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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