There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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