addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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