they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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