I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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