no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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