I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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