The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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