All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I will pee on everything he values.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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