The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I got inside last night via doggy door
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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