Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
sarcasm needs its own font
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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