Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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