found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Dignity is for republicans.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
