i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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