yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I still have a little drunk in my system
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
how does that bad decision feel?
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