Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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