Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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