She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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