Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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